Sora: You know, right, because you all have hearts! Axel and Roxas and Naminé, and that other girl. I felt what Roxas felt and… they laughed together, got mad, and they grieved. You have to have a heart to cry.
When my mom wants to search for something on the internet, she goes to google.com, searches yahoo.com, clicks the link to yahoo, then searches things there. Her reason? “I just don’t understand how google works.” WTF.
Elgaud Shieldmate is now open for interactions of both the ask and submission sort!
♠ A word from the illustrator,
This ask was chiefly created to promote the idea of taking non-essential characters and giving them a breath of life, as I hope to do with Elgaud Shieldmate. It’s an open challenge to those who wish to dive into a blank canvas and turn it into something spectacular.
On a more personal level, this ask blog is an experimental digital painting ground. My goal is to contribute no sketches, but instead do full paintings in a limited amount of time. In keeping with this goal, Ask Shieldmate will not be the fastest moving blog. However, I hope the gradual rise of quality will make it worth your while to watch. Feel free to undertake that part of the challenge with me as well. ;)
girl goes through holes while being followed by a bearded guy who may or may not be romantically involved with a square
also shes being watched by a robot
A short fat robot and his empty headed, scratchy voiced and overly enthusiastic partner do puzzles to help a self centered robot get off to science and she flips out and tries to keep them from fuckin because shes frustrated and she has a human fetish so these robots gotta find her some humans to get off to.
A kid solves puzzles and dies a lot.
You run around picking up rocks and sticks and starve to death.
guy looks for dead wife and doesn’t find shit, all doors are locked shit gets rusty
Asthmatic dude in tight suit running around on space ships, his dead gf is a total cunt, things fucking crazy when the thing shows up.
pixelated blocks with weird exploding things that look like green block dicks.
People fighting while wearing silly hats. That’s all it really is.
A bunch of things that are mostly technically animals jump out and you beat them up with distant genetic relatives of themselves. Sometimes they don’t jump out on their own but other people make them attack you.
You read books to figure out how to get to other books so you can find pages to fix even more books just to learn that you weren’t supposed to finish those books so you have to find the last book to get rid of the other books.
And then you do this 6 more times.
Green guy on bird skydives a lot while accompanied by robotic sword lady while fighting very creepy other sword man and also occasionally there is Groose.
You pick a character, earn virtual money, to buy virtual items try to make complete idiots/jerk anons work together for 45 minutes. Then it all resets. Do it again.
In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities. The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.
Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids. He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.
When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.
Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.
All this. Yep. Done. Head-canon uploaded.
I reblogged this over the summer BUT SO WORTH ANOTHER ONE